On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
"Aache Din Aa Rahe Hain!" Today I saw a girl on Scooty. She gave left indicator and she actually . . . . . turned left. Unbelievable... I am still in shock!
All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha. Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying, "Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"
Love affair in School: Girl's way: A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back & Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench & says - "Thank God, Stupid Aaya Hai!" Boy's way: Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends start shouting "Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi"!
A boy saw a beautiful girl and immediately went to her to propose her. "I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Kaa Kahat Ho? Hamka Angrezi Nahi Aawat Hai! Boy: Kuchcho Naahi Didi, Paani Maangat Rahey!
Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho? . . . . . Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!